As you may know, you can order an iPod from the Apple Store with a custom, laser-engraved message. Apple has been rejecting some messages for editorial reasons. Think all these messages would make it past Apple’s screening process?<\/p>\n
Rejected:<\/p>\n
Scratch your balls, not my metal.<\/p>\n
Now you have two little white pocket rockets.<\/p>\n
10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside*<\/p>\n
Rip, Mix, Burn Down RIAA Headquarters*<\/p>\n
Powder and razor blade not included.*<\/p>\n
I Don’t Do Windows<\/p>\n
Something Small and White that Enrique Eglasias Isn’t In.* ~wiredgargoyle<\/p>\n
“One time at band camp…”<\/p>\n
WARNING: Contains Yanni Box Set<\/p>\n
10,000 reasons to ignore my wife<\/p>\n
If only women’s buttons were this easy to push.<\/p>\n
This iPod makes up for my small hard disk.<\/p>\n
Once you go small and white…<\/p>\n
“With my iPod, I’m guilty of the crime of having too much iFun!!!<\/p>\n
98% Liberace-free<\/p>\n
Size Does Matter<\/p>\n
Musically Disturbed<\/p>\n
Lick My Shiny Metal Ass*<\/p>\n
Weapons of Mass Distraction Inside ~wiredgargoyle<\/p>\n
Contents Under Pressure from the RIAA ~wiredgargoyle<\/p>\n
My other handheld is a PocketPC ~vostinar<\/p>\n
I play with myself.* ~leonardom<\/p>\n
CDs are for amish people! ~mustachioman<\/p>\n
Quarter free jukebox ~mustachioman<\/p>\n
WARNING: Do not put any form of muppet sing along’s inside! ~stefan1234<\/p>\n
Warning: May cause people to listen to music for hours ~stefan1234<\/p>\n
FCUK WINDOWS ~lancew<\/p>\n
Steal this? Will self destruct when used.* ~Anonymous<\/p>\n
Why drink and drive, When you can smoke and fly. ~tipx<\/p>\n
I last 8 hrs. You last 2 minutes. Who’s the man?<\/p>\n
My iPod can beat up your honor roll student<\/p>\n
Your mamma uses a walkman.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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