After a week of cascading mortar and artillery attacks, rebel forces are increasing their pressure on the remaining Coca-Cola(R)-backed strongholds here in Monrovia, food service industry representatives said Friday. Chubby teenage combatants of the Pepsi(R)-supported rebels were seen chugging Mountain Dew(TM) and slamming Taco Bell(R) Gorditas(TM) to keep up their attacks Thursday night – attacks […]
RedHat and SuSe, the largest and 117th largest Linux distributors, have announced discounts of up to 40% on free software. A RedHat sales manager explained the offer: “In order to attract the Educational and Student markets, we?re offering a 40% discount on the freely downloadable RedHat 9 distribution. To take advantage of the discount, you […]
Sources inside Microsoft say that a secret search is on for two letters that are cooler in combination than X and P.
Popular search engine Google was arrested early this evening while apparently attempting to dump the body of Alta Vista
A new chemical concocted by scientists at the Tyco’s Fire and Security Division looks and acts just like water except for one thing… it doesn’t get things wet.
NASA scientists have begun to computerize human, silent reading using nerve signals in the throat that control speech. In preliminary experiments, NASA scientists found that small, button-sized sensors, stuck under the chin and on either side of the “Adam’s apple,” could gather nerve signals, and send them to a processor and then to a computer […]
no details, judge by yourself. Still under treatment…
The only watch that’s also a weapon- it shoots BBs, dried peas, popcorn kernels, lentils and more up to 8 feet accross the room! This stainless steel watch will be the envy of the classroom or the meeting room. Use it to “wake-up” those sleepy headed co-workers and classmates. When they look around to see […]
Bush on segway can be very fun to see.