:: Deepquest ::

As you may know, you can order an iPod from the Apple Store with a custom, laser-engraved message. Apple has been rejecting some messages for editorial reasons. Think all these messages would make it past Apple’s screening process?

Rejected:

Scratch your balls, not my metal.

Now you have two little white pocket rockets.

10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside*

Rip, Mix, Burn Down RIAA Headquarters*

Powder and razor blade not included.*

I Don’t Do Windows

Something Small and White that Enrique Eglasias Isn’t In.* ~wiredgargoyle

“One time at band camp…”

WARNING: Contains Yanni Box Set

10,000 reasons to ignore my wife

If only women’s buttons were this easy to push.

This iPod makes up for my small hard disk.

Once you go small and white…

“With my iPod, I’m guilty of the crime of having too much iFun!!!

98% Liberace-free

Size Does Matter

Musically Disturbed

Lick My Shiny Metal Ass*

Weapons of Mass Distraction Inside ~wiredgargoyle

Contents Under Pressure from the RIAA ~wiredgargoyle

My other handheld is a PocketPC ~vostinar

I play with myself.* ~leonardom

CDs are for amish people! ~mustachioman

Quarter free jukebox ~mustachioman

WARNING: Do not put any form of muppet sing along’s inside! ~stefan1234

Warning: May cause people to listen to music for hours ~stefan1234

FCUK WINDOWS ~lancew

Steal this? Will self destruct when used.* ~Anonymous

Why drink and drive, When you can smoke and fly. ~tipx

I last 8 hrs. You last 2 minutes. Who’s the man?

My iPod can beat up your honor roll student

Your mamma uses a walkman.