After a week of cascading mortar and artillery attacks, rebel forces are increasing their pressure on the remaining Coca-Cola(R)-backed strongholds here in Monrovia, food service industry representatives said Friday. Chubby teenage combatants of the Pepsi(R)-supported rebels were seen chugging Mountain Dew(TM) and slamming Taco Bell(R) Gorditas(TM) to keep up their attacks Thursday night – attacks […]
RedHat and SuSe, the largest and 117th largest Linux distributors, have announced discounts of up to 40% on free software. A RedHat sales manager explained the offer: “In order to attract the Educational and Student markets, we?re offering a 40% discount on the freely downloadable RedHat 9 distribution. To take advantage of the discount, you […]
Sources inside Microsoft say that a secret search is on for two letters that are cooler in combination than X and P.
Popular search engine Google was arrested early this evening while apparently attempting to dump the body of Alta Vista
A worm, dubbed Sasser by antivirus firms, was spreading slowly throughout the Internet on Saturday, taking advantage of a vulnerability in unpatched Windows systems to infect new hosts. The Sasser worm began spreading Friday night and seems to be moving at a pace far slower than previous worms such as MSBlast and Code Red, said […]
Construction work continues on the London building that will eventually house the Regent Street Apple retail store. Workers replaced a huge, historic dome onto the roof of the building on April 19th, after it was taken off and stored last year. The four other retail tenants of the building have not been confirmed yet, but […]